My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild

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In the past couple of months there’s been a phrase that haunts me. It reverberates in my dreams and my darkest nightmares. It’s the first words I hear when I arrive home from work. It’s the first words I hear when being woken up at 530am on a still-dark Saturday

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My son has ruined Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Buy your son his own copy? Set up his own Switch account? At what point did you teach him "no means no" instead of…
"I let my 4-year old play my Zelda save and expected him to understand the value of consumables, so now I'm pissed.…
Hey maybe you should say no every once in a while
This guy has discovered a hidden "Nintendo Hard" mode in BotW! Kids--better than DLC, but possibly slightly more ex…
Don't have kids. #confirmed
I'm laughing and crying at the same time.
Local Father Forgets to Buy Offspring Their own Copy of Prized Game
Read this.
Not a bloody chance in hell this would fly. My games are my kids and no kids touch my games!
I laughed while reading this.
Funny read for those with the time.
My son's too young to be this dangerous, but I feel this guy's pain...
As someone who’s thinking about having kids, this is a great read! I’m terrified.
XD 10/10-IGN WOULD PLAY
I know this is supposed to be funny…but jeebus, it’s a fucking GAME. I let Carson play mine with one rule: don’t se…
The lesson here is to not procreate.
I take the message of don’t have kids. Honestly I can’t stand them lol
Очередная драма на Котаку
File this under "how not to be a parent."
This article made me laugh a lot.
😂😂😂😂HORRIFYING
We're living this right now, save for the fact that my daughter doesn't ruin our weapons quite like this.
@wally_mammoth @AmberHamLinc0ln
@elisebby01 read this 😂
No kids. @adleclair
This is absolutely going to be Matilda.
It gets better. My 8yr old daughter gets all the good weapons and always has like 30+ Octo Balloons at all times
@Serrels Some words of consolation
@ManMadeMoon Guess what you've got to look forward to... /ht @mudron
@kidmanproject replace 4yr old with 6 and 3 yr old and thats me
good write..
As always, Kotaku is the best site on the internet with the worst commenters
a good and sweet video games blog by a good and patient dad
LMAO someone got paid to write an angry screed about how his terrible oaf son ruined his BOTW file. Kotaku owns now
This article is so good lmao
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild - Kotaku #zelda #ZeldaBotW #parenting…
This post literally has me in tears... 😂 #videogames #zelda #botw
This is happening at my house right now
TFW you work for Kotaku and don't even know how a load/save system works.
Who else knows the pain of letting someone else play your save game? #gaming #WednesdayWisdom #thunder
This is my favorite thing on the web today. "My son has literally replaced my Guardian Swords++ with a SOUP LADLE."
I am fortunate in that my son’s interest in videogames thus far is limited to Rocket League’s training mode
This is a *very* good/heartbreaking/heartwarming read.
This story is the absolute best
Esse texto é PURO OURO retirado diretamente dos palácios de Dubai
Oh my god this is beautiful
The comments on this are . . . really something
@MitchDMS 😂😂😂
Cracking up while reading this: My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
Dad lets his son play his #Zelda #BreathoftheWild. It ends like you'd expect...
Playing BotW with my 6yo has been a true joy these last months, but also, can confirm: (h/t Josh Gee)
@UrMomsHaus @mylipstickshelf
Had a big girl talk with my daughter. She's only Player Super Mario 3D World under my name
I could totally be this guy. My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
another flawless blog post
"Don't have kids."
I have walked a mile in these shoes. Now they're older, they run a mining operation for me in "No Man's Sky"
Kotaku: My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild. (Hahahaha cc: @Timstobrazil )
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @Kotaku #games #videogames
Have you tried convincing your kid ninjas prefer glowy swords to ladles? Or getting better at fighting Guardians?
My Son Has Ruined 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild' (@Serrels - @kotaku)
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild #Gaming
A good enough reason not to have children:
Grateful my son is better at #BreathoftheWild than @Serrels' son. Kitt knows his weapons; only wastes bomb arrows.
This is amazing haha "The Legend of Zelda: Don't Have Kids"
Don't have kids, gamers. LOL
Here's an article in which the author complains that his kid plays his videogame that he's completed months ago.
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
Leí esto y pensé en @alejoserrano. Tenés todavía unos años para acabarlo completo antes de este escenario.
Wanna read a funny story? How about a four-year-old that runs rampage on daddy's #Zelda savegame? Brilliant. #BOTW
Grandios!!! 💚💚💚💚💘
The real question is why the fuck did you waste 140 hours on a video game? 140 HOURS
what happened here???
I dont have a child and I can already relate to this:
Another dummy who doesn't know how to dad and video game at the same time. SMH
<3 II My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
@serialxseven How would you handle this?
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild #gaming
I don't think I'd have the author's same level of patience. At all. #ZeldaBreathoftheWild #parenting
These stories aren't helping the "you should really have kids" argument.
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
emangnya nintendo switch kagak ada cheat enhancer ya?
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
This is goddamn delightful. cc @jamieantonisse and @brettsan1, in particular.
So true. My undefeated Madden seasons. My GTA games. My NCAA football dynasties....all ruined. Kids are great, tho.
Hah! I'm smart enough to never let my 3-year old near my botw game. He can stick to Mario Kart 😂
😂🤣😂 My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
Fantastisk morsom lesning. Tydelig skrevet med kjærlighet og humor, selv om kommentarfeltet tror han er dønn seriøs.
My Son Has Ruined 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild'
Que texto maravilhoso
I found it amusing, especially the "usually a save near Death Mountain with lava and shit ‘cause my son loves lava."
this is an absolute delight
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
@SHRIVES23 😂
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild fucking hilarious
I protect my save from my offspring! My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild.
“Don’t have kids.” 😂😂😂
Guy writes silly post about his kid "ruining" his game file. Dense commenters can't grasp it's not a serious article
LOL - This is amazing! :3
Doris E. Nieves Hernandez mi vida con la gran Lala y Cristian.... XD
My Son Has Ruined 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild' (@Serrels - @kotaku)
This is exactly why I won't let my cats play Zelda
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
"My Son Has Ruined 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild'"
My Son Has Ruined 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild'
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
My Son Has Ruined 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild' - Why is he playing my game and not his own game? Simple answer: ...
This is hilarious!! #BOTW #BreathOfTheWild #donthavekids
Welcome to the joys of gaming as a parent. We have all been there.
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via Digg #devnews
RIP to those guardian arrows. Goddamn
This killed me 😂😂😂 My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
I feel bad for laughing with this article.
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
digg~ My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
If this is the power of a parent's love, I'm....convinced.
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild vía @kotaku
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild:
Comments on this Kotaku article could be enshrined in the Hall of History under "ignorance about having kids."
Learn to say no to your kids.
Hilarious My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
This cracked me up
My future. Only hubby won't take it as well...😂
My Son Has Ruined Zelda: Breath Of The Wild via @kotaku
this excellent piece on the struggles of being a parent is probably the best thing I’ve read today&I already had few
The Legend of Zelda: Don't Have Kids
The top article of the day @Kotaku
I loved this story

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