The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing

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Are you sitting down? I’ve got something to tell you—something that may shock you. Between the events of the various Donkey Kong games, the Kong family was involved in a bitter and vicious war. Among its many casualties, this war may have claimed the life of a classic Kong character,

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here it is everybody, my deep dive into the twisted lore of donkey kong
for u @TheSpencerPerry
this is a very novel angle of approach to the question of the relationship between rules and narrative in videogames
ok this is all great and very interesting but, considering that Cranky is original DK, and taking the assumption th…
This isn't good morning...it's great morning
The Donkey Kong timeline is truly disturbing:
Reminder we have the definitive account of the Great Ape War
That people saw this and immediately tagged me is proof that my brand is clearly in the right place
CC: @SadBoyBarrett
WOW.....- Eli
As prime researches of Nintendo lore, we will need to #GetVersed on the veracity of The Great Ape War aka The Simia…
Nobody tell merritt about the donkey Kong extended universe
read the essay that reveals the truths one donkey kong designer doesn't want you to know
i don't mean to trivialize this stuff i think it's legitimately interesting! and also fan theories are just fic for…
this should have been a video series btw
This doesn’t get covered in the article but #WHOKILLEDWRINKLY
This is one of the greatest gaming articles I've ever read. Who knew DK was so edgy?
thanks @merrittk for providing this incisive work of gaming journalism
The Donkey Kong timeline is truly disturbing:
I am here for this.
The Donkey Kong timeline is truly disturbing:
I'm afraid to read this article
@MikePanoots we need your professional opinion on this article
Forget everything you think you know about Donkey Kong.
@DashieXP 😜🤓🐵
Que história maravilhosa hahahaha
When I clicked the link and saw that @merrittk wrote it, I said aloud “that checks out.”
I have been hearing about this important act of journalism for WEEKS and let me tell you it does not disappoint
This was a roller coaster.
I knew Donkey Kong was my favorite Nintendo character for a reason.
God, @merrittk whips an enormous amount of ass
This is important ❗️(not really)
this is an important discussion we have put off for far too long
"Whether or not there was a Great Ape War, there are definitely humans fighting brutal wars of occupation alongside…
Cracking good read here
I know this is all for fun, but it's also all complete BS. Never once during DKCTF dev did we talk about any of thi…
of course you didnt—the great ape war is on a need to know basis
「DKNY」って看板を見るたび、頭のなかで「ドンキー・コング・ニューヨーク」って変換されるんですよ。
Please read this even if you don’t have any stakes in the, ahem, Donkey Kong timeline. It’s worth it.
En verdad aspiro al nivel de grandeza periodistica que tiene Kotaku
Pendant ce temps sur la planète WTF, des gens s'interrogent sur la timeline de Donkey Kong …
been waiting for @merrittk's expose on the Great Ape War for a while
1 4 v(@v21) - Feb 15
I am such a stan of @merrittk omg
This is by far the weirdest article on theories surrounding a video game character/franchise I will ever read.
Very interesting read on the secret history of Donkey Kong. But I have a competing theory and it's going to make ev…
Come for The Great Ape War, stay for the considered turn into why fan theories are so prevalent nowadays
@MikePanoots Hey Mike, did you see someone copied up your Kong Documentary into an article and didn't credit (as fa…
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing - This article, by @merrittk, is incredible.…
Half of this piece is spent connecting unofficial dots, and the other half is spent justifying why people do that.…
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing #donkeykongcountry #nintendoswitch #gametheories #editorspicks #humor
Apparently the real danger of video games is not that they'll spur people to violence, but that attempting to place…
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@BlackBartRobert I know how much you like timelines.
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The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing ༄ Illustration: Sam Woolley Are you sitting…
@rmanthorp @warm_blankets
I read this article and the sad truth is I knew everything already.
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing: Are you sitting down? I’ve got something to…
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
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The Donkey Kong timeline is truly disturbing:
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing 🤤 via @kotaku
@MikePanoots Looks like they stole the kong documentary, THEY STOLE YOUR JOKE.
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
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The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
This is peak internet
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The #DonkeyKong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing via @kotaku
@MikePanoots they stole from you
them: Donkey Kong is a boring franchise me an intellectual:
Wenn das Peta erfährt: Mario hielt Donkey Kong gefangen! 😱
Why are we wasting our time with Planet of the Apes movie when there is a Donkey Kong Great Ape War trilogy that’s…
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The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing via @kotaku
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing (via @Kotaku) ドンキーコングのタイムラインは本当に不穏だ (英語で)
Fantastic article by @merrittk on ape wars, fedora-wearing Kongs, and how the decline of the school-yard rumour mil…
This is actually really intriguing and well researched.
This is now my canon for Donkey Kong
This is like the Godfather Saga of video games. via @kotaku
The Donkey Kong history you never knew you wanted.
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
It's not like Cinema Sins where the wonky analysis does actual violence to the work. In fact, this Kotaku article…
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing
The Donkey Kong timeline is truly disturbing:
The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Disturbing vía @kotaku
Holy bananas,this summary of the greater DK narrative just broke my mind.
In a world of the internet, and secret codes are long gone..."If the code of games has been thoroughly mapped and…

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